Post by cetrata93 on Nov 16, 2022 4:44:15 GMT
Main Menu: Leaving it idle causes John to rant about 7 minutes with "The Bees" ranting about another 4-5 minutes. John's dog will also make appearances throughout John's speech and after "The Bees" leaves.
About: John and his dog will promote Kimulator Films (creators of this and I'm in Love with Your Dead Grandma). A QR code will take you to the site.
Emotes: John or "The Bees" (you select which character (known as "skin") ) can perform one of 4 Emotes (actions). Leaving it idle will also cause either character to move around a bit.
Fart: John will perform a fart on the title screen and make a comment that totals less than 5 seconds.
Start: Starts the Game. Leaving it idle during the choices will cause John to ramble.
1. Why the Bear or Can we Get Someone More Badass? Both lead to Choice 2.
2. Bowls or Whoopee Cushion? Both lead to Choice 3.
3. The future of mankind depends on you or In my world, people can't eat honey? In My World leads to Choice 4 while Future of Mankind leads to Game Over (which loops back to Choice 3).
(You can get out of a game over by pressing or button or let it sit idle to hear "The Bees" gloat about herself for 5 minutes and then transitioning into home video footage for another 8.)
4. Kill Her or Explain the Situation. Kill Her leads to Game Over while Explain the Situation leads to Choice 5.
5. Press to Shoot. Not shooting leads to Game Over while shooting leads to Choice 6.
6. Watch a training video or Teach them to shoot. Both lead to Choice 7.
7. Steal or Don't Steal Bears Liver? Both lead to Choice 8.
8. Loyalty to The Killer Bees or The Resistance. Resistance leads to Ending 1 while Killer Bees leads to Ending 2.
(After each ending, John will again promote Kimulator Films and the QR code ).
Stupid Bonus: The actor who plays John shows off his props that he used for the game.
About: John and his dog will promote Kimulator Films (creators of this and I'm in Love with Your Dead Grandma). A QR code will take you to the site.
Emotes: John or "The Bees" (you select which character (known as "skin") ) can perform one of 4 Emotes (actions). Leaving it idle will also cause either character to move around a bit.
Fart: John will perform a fart on the title screen and make a comment that totals less than 5 seconds.
Start: Starts the Game. Leaving it idle during the choices will cause John to ramble.
1. Why the Bear or Can we Get Someone More Badass? Both lead to Choice 2.
2. Bowls or Whoopee Cushion? Both lead to Choice 3.
3. The future of mankind depends on you or In my world, people can't eat honey? In My World leads to Choice 4 while Future of Mankind leads to Game Over (which loops back to Choice 3).
(You can get out of a game over by pressing or button or let it sit idle to hear "The Bees" gloat about herself for 5 minutes and then transitioning into home video footage for another 8.)
4. Kill Her or Explain the Situation. Kill Her leads to Game Over while Explain the Situation leads to Choice 5.
5. Press to Shoot. Not shooting leads to Game Over while shooting leads to Choice 6.
6. Watch a training video or Teach them to shoot. Both lead to Choice 7.
7. Steal or Don't Steal Bears Liver? Both lead to Choice 8.
8. Loyalty to The Killer Bees or The Resistance. Resistance leads to Ending 1 while Killer Bees leads to Ending 2.
(After each ending, John will again promote Kimulator Films and the QR code ).
Stupid Bonus: The actor who plays John shows off his props that he used for the game.